What if instead of having sirens ambulances just played move bitch get out the way by ludacris
i dont need a valentine i need 8 million dollars and a fast metabolism
sorry i can’t go to your party next month i have a headache
1. I’m alive still
2. I didn’t get pregnant.
3. Not addicted to drugs
4. I didn’t kill anybody.
i need some physical affection and 3 bottles of vodka
— Paul Mooney (via opalesent)
i dont need a boyfriend to keep me warm this winter i need a givenchy aw13 black velvet jacket with leather shoulder detailing