Thu, 20th Mar — 3 notes

slapmytitties:

What if instead of having sirens ambulances just played move bitch get out the way by ludacris

Mon, 17th Feb — 569,688 notes

mild-bloom:

i dont need a valentine i need 8 million dollars and a fast metabolism

Wed, 12th Feb — 473,585 notes
Urthhh <3
Wed, 12th Feb — 4 notes

sorry i can’t go to your party next month i have a headache

Thu, 9th Jan — 322,841 notes
Things I accomplished in 2013:

aboveallthings-love:

neanerbeaner:

waywardprincess:

littlemissjohndeere:

juilan:

1. I’m alive still

2. I didn’t get pregnant.

3. Not addicted to drugs

4. I didn’t kill anybody.

Hollaaaaa

Thu, 9th Jan — 432,626 notes
Sun, 8th Dec — 8 notes
Sun, 8th Dec — 3 notes

gutter-whores:

i need some physical affection and 3 bottles of vodka 

Tue, 12th Nov — 287,500 notes
Mon, 4th Nov — 1,644 notes
blitheclub:

FRESH :)
Mon, 4th Nov — 30,251 notes
I don’t want a piece of the cake, I want the fucking recipe.

— Paul Mooney  (via opalesent)

Tue, 8th Oct — 2,174 notes

wearweare:

i dont need a boyfriend to keep me warm this winter i need a givenchy aw13 black velvet jacket with leather shoulder detailing

Wed, 2nd Oct — 113,963 notes
Sat, 28th Sep — 199,865 notes
in-fi-nity:

Habitat
Tue, 24th Sep — 8,572 notes